So the traditional third wedding anniversary present is leather. I skipped tradition this year.
Instead I got Elisa a canceled dinner-and-movie date (we were all under the weather), an abbreviated trip to a local pizza joint with an inconsolable toddler and the same tike tossing his cookies upon our arrival home.
Hope you like your gifts, Elisa. We can't take them back.
(Cleaning up our precious little present)