Stuff my three year old says

As Max's vocabulary grows, so does his hilarious conversation skills. Here are a few gems from just the last 24 hours:

Max: Can I have a cheetah?
Elisa: No.
Max: Why not?

I have to wash the windows with an ice cube.

Max: When I grow up will I become a little girl?
Elisa: No, you'll grow into a man like daddy, and you'll be able to drive cars and buy your own ice cream.
Max: Ok, I will become a man, then.

Does the baseball game have Zambonis?